{"title":"Tote Bags","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny menopause tote bags for shopping, work, books and everyday chaos. Practical canvas bags with relatable designs for women who appreciate a good laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"menopause-f-k-it-retro-portrait-canvas-tote-bag-funny-feminine-empowerment-market-bag","title":"Menopause 'F--k It' Retro Portrait Canvas Tote Bag — Funny Feminine Empowerment Market Bag","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e15\" x 16\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            15.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            16.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Handle length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            20.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This cotton canvas tote carries attitude and everyday function in equal measure. The sturdy 12 oz fabric and reinforced self-fabric handles stand up to daily errands, farmer’s market runs, and commuting essentials. The flat-corner construction keeps the silhouette slim and easy to carry, while the sewn-in label and natural or black color options keep the look clean and low-key. The printed artwork on the front gives the bag personality — a quiet, rebellious voice that slips easily into streetwear, thrifted layers, or casual weekend outfits. It feels lived-in from the first day: dependable, expressive, and ready for the small adventures that make your routine yours.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% heavy-weight 12 oz cotton canvas for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction for a slim, structured profile\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for secure carrying\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural and black with a sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e- Blank product sourced from India; adult use\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Menopause Social Club","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":54717082304845,"sku":"10190191231024730741","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/2722\/6957\/files\/20260915134706-1f1b10bf-09f9-60ac-920f-72de99d922b2.png?v=1789548819"},{"product_id":"tote-bag-hot-bothered-still-fabulous-retro-plant-lady-canvas-tote","title":"Hot, Bothered \u0026 Still Fabulous Retro Canvas Tote Bag — Funny Menopause Gift","description":"This roomy cotton canvas tote brings a wink and a swagger to everyday errands. Printed with a playful, vintage-inspired illustration and the cheeky line “Hot, Bothered \u0026amp; Still Fabulous,” it’s built to carry groceries, books, or a change of shoes without losing its shape. The heavy 12 oz canvas and reinforced handles mean it feels substantial in hand, while the flat-corner construction keeps the interior neat and easy to pack. Wear it on market mornings, festival walks, or as your go-to carryall when you want to add a little confident humor to the day.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz\/yd²) for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner sewn construction holds shape and simplifies packing\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching for strength\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural and black colorways with sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e- Blank product sourced from India; adult use\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Menopause Social Club","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":54743374954829,"sku":"23309624632019615101","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/2722\/6957\/files\/20260915155730-1f1b11e2-7fde-6802-8e8f-e6336edea87f.png?v=1789549425"},{"product_id":"tote-bag-cute-french-bulldog-design-dont-push-my-mum-shes-on-hrt-funny-dog-lover-gift","title":"Don't Push My Mum, She's On HRT French Bulldog Canvas Tote Bag — Funny Dog Lover Gift","description":"This sturdy cotton canvas tote carries a cheeky attitude with a warm, hand-drawn dog portrait front and center. The heavy 12 oz fabric and flat-corner construction give it structure—it stands up to groceries, books, and the little chaos of everyday life. Reinforced self-fabric handles sit comfortably on the shoulder while the sewn-in label and clean printing keep the look thoughtfully finished. Choose natural for a classic, earthy vibe or black for a bolder contrast. Bring a bit of personality to errands, market runs, or casual outings with a tote that’s both practical and delightfully irreverent.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% cotton canvas (12 oz) for long-lasting use\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction for a structured, roomy interior\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced self-fabric handles for comfortable carrying\u003cbr\u003e- Printed design with sewn-in label; blank sourced from India\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural and black colorways\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Menopause Social Club","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":54753523269965,"sku":"54862892655426013982","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/2722\/6957\/files\/20260916083348-1f1b1a95-658e-6054-b3e3-5ea009635591.png?v=1789548804"},{"product_id":"tote-bag-just-cooling-off-cute-summer-fridge-illustration-tote","title":"Just Cooling Off Fridge Canvas Tote Bag — Funny Summer Menopause Gift","description":"Lightweight, sturdy, and full of personality — this cotton canvas tote carries more than groceries. Printed on a heavy 12 oz canvas, the bag features a whimsical illustration of someone sneaking a cool drink from an open fridge with the playful caption “Just Cooling Off.” It’s the kind of everyday companion that brightens a quick errand or a relaxed market morning. Flat corners give it a clean, compact silhouette that slips into bike baskets or under café chairs. Reinforced self-fabric handles mean the tote holds up to repeated use, and the sewn-in label and neutral color options (natural or black) keep the look honest and simple. Bring a little humor and ease to daily routines — whether you’re grabbing provisions, carrying books, or packing for a sunny afternoon out, this tote fits right into easygoing, creative lives.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz) for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction for a neat, compact shape\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced self-fabric handles for secure carrying\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label; blank product sourced from India\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural and black colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Menopause Social Club","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":54756069802317,"sku":"16508607182726031453","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/2722\/6957\/files\/20260916134615-1f1b1d4f-cc7e-6b26-afdc-3681a3eff9a7.png?v=1789566676"},{"product_id":"tote-bag-seven-dwarfs-of-menopause-funny-illustrated-canvas-tote-for-moms-women-gifts-for-menopause-mothers-day","title":"Seven Dwarfs of Menopause Canvas Tote Bag — Funny Illustrated Gift for Moms \u0026 Women","description":"Light, sturdy, and full of personality — this cotton canvas tote carries a wink and a story. The artful illustration across the face reads “Seven Dwarfs of Menopause,” a warm, humorous celebration of shared experience. Soft natural fibers and a substantial 12 oz weave give it a weighty, reliable feel that holds groceries, books, or a knitting project without sagging. The flat-corner construction keeps the silhouette neat, while reinforced self-fabric handles stand up to daily use. It arrives with a sewn-in label and a handcrafted charm that suits mindful shoppers who love practical items with personality. Wear it to a book club, bring it to a community meetup, or sling it over your shoulder for an afternoon market stroll — it’s the kind of tote that starts conversations and carries the small rituals of real life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton canvas, heavy 12 oz fabric for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction for a neat, structured shape\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural and black; sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e- Blank sourced from India; adult-sized, everyday carry\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Menopause Social Club","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":54756189503821,"sku":"10893360423265696752","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/2722\/6957\/files\/20260916135842-1f1b1d6b-988d-6486-9dbe-9a42ea5e827f.png?v=1789567326"},{"product_id":"tote-bag-im-as-wet-as-a-kipper-fish-illustration-cotton-tote","title":"Wet as a Kipper Fish Canvas Tote Bag — Funny Menopause Gift","description":"Lightweight yet sturdy, this cotton canvas tote carries a seaside mood wherever you go. The hand-drawn mackerel illustration—soft blues and sea-green strokes—feels like a snapshot from a beach sketchbook. It holds market finds, library books, or wet towels with confidence thanks to the heavy 12 oz canvas and reinforced self-fabric handles. The flat-corner construction keeps the silhouette slim and clean, so the artwork stays front-and-center. Offered in natural or black, it’s an everyday companion for anyone who collects coastal memories and carries them out into the world.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton canvas (heavy 12 oz\/yd²) for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction for a slim, structured profile\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced self-fabric handles for reliable carrying\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label; blank sourced from India\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural and black color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Menopause Social Club","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":54756828479821,"sku":"10833555259215473634","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/2722\/6957\/files\/20260916145530-1f1b1dea-975d-64ce-976b-2629eb6056a9_07ea8aa1-a2ee-469e-a9aa-5b9e18fa2bd8.png?v=1789589495"}],"url":"https:\/\/themenopausesocialclub.com\/collections\/bags.oembed","provider":"Menopause Social Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}