{"product_id":"tote-bag-im-as-wet-as-a-kipper-fish-illustration-cotton-tote","title":"Wet as a Kipper Fish Canvas Tote Bag — Funny Menopause Gift","description":"Lightweight yet sturdy, this cotton canvas tote carries a seaside mood wherever you go. The hand-drawn mackerel illustration—soft blues and sea-green strokes—feels like a snapshot from a beach sketchbook. It holds market finds, library books, or wet towels with confidence thanks to the heavy 12 oz canvas and reinforced self-fabric handles. The flat-corner construction keeps the silhouette slim and clean, so the artwork stays front-and-center. Offered in natural or black, it’s an everyday companion for anyone who collects coastal memories and carries them out into the world.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton canvas (heavy 12 oz\/yd²) for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction for a slim, structured profile\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced self-fabric handles for reliable carrying\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label; blank sourced from India\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural and black color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Menopause Social Club","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":54756828479821,"sku":"10833555259215473634","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/2722\/6957\/files\/20260916145530-1f1b1dea-975d-64ce-976b-2629eb6056a9_07ea8aa1-a2ee-469e-a9aa-5b9e18fa2bd8.png?v=1789589495","url":"https:\/\/themenopausesocialclub.com\/products\/tote-bag-im-as-wet-as-a-kipper-fish-illustration-cotton-tote","provider":"Menopause Social Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}