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Hot, Bothered & Still Fabulous Retro Canvas Tote Bag — Funny Menopause Gift
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Hot, Bothered & Still Fabulous Retro Canvas Tote Bag — Funny Menopause Gift

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£17.00
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Description
This roomy cotton canvas tote brings a wink and a swagger to everyday errands. Printed with a playful, vintage-inspired illustration and the cheeky line “Hot, Bothered & Still Fabulous,” it’s built to carry groceries, books, or a change of shoes without losing its shape. The heavy 12 oz canvas and reinforced handles mean it feels substantial in hand, while the flat-corner construction keeps the interior neat and easy to pack. Wear it on market mornings, festival walks, or as your go-to carryall when you want to add a little confident humor to the day.

Product features
- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²) for durability
- Flat-corner sewn construction holds shape and simplifies packing
- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching for strength
- Available in natural and black colorways with sewn-in label
- Blank product sourced from India; adult use

Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.

Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable from morning to night.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Relaxed, comfortable silhouette that fits most body types with ease.

Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.

Tear-Away Label - Easy-to-remove label provides tagless comfort without residue.

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30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.